walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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