So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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