too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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