Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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