Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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