I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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