the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
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