You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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