We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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