Buhtt sex?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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