So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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