Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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