sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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