the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
