i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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