You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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