i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Randomize
