She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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