That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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