Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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