Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
