Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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