i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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