Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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