All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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