playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
