I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
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Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
my poor anus
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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