When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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