I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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