How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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