he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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