I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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