people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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