come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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