i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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