I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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