She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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