Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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