I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Enjoy the penises
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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