Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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