Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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