I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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