ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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