Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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