So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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