I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Damn victory sex feels great
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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