Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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