She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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