if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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