its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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