The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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