We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Pappa wants mamma naked
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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