He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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