How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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