My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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