im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My bed smells like the plague
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