did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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