I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
