i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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