how hairy? two words: wookie tits
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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